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Cirque Du Freak doesn't.

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Cirque Du Freak, AKA, The Vampire's Assistant, is just......ugh. I mean, If I hadn't read the series before watching it, it would be a good movie. but having read the whole thing, it is a pure rage quit on all accounts. Like, Mr. Crepsley!!! FIRST OF ALL, the HAIRDO. NO. Crepsley does NOT have an afro. SECOND of all, he SWEARS and uses CONTRACTIONS which was a KEY DISTINCT feature of Mr. Crepsley . THIRDLY, the scars on his face were portrayed as being from Murlough, and not from Evanna. And Mr. Tiny!! Wha-? I honestly cannot even. he is young, bald, fat and wears black suits. NO. The real Desmond had white hair, glasses, a YELLOW suit and rubber galoshes, and had a creepy pocket watch that looked like a heart and glowed. And not that I'm complaining about them removing Debbie, but Sam? No. and the fact that the halves have the same powers as fulls is BULL. The only difference that they made was that halves could go out in the sun. I mean, no. you cannot simply just FLIT, Darren! and EVRA. that gave him a last name! WHY?!! IT WAS BETTER AS 'JUST PLAIN VON!!' and the whole "dumpster baby" deal? His other backstory was way better!! Mr. Tall just killed his previous owner (who mistreated him) and was like "come along, Evra." The little people are ok in general, but where are their MASKS?! and HARKAT. he is like, Darren's bestie and sidekick through like 65% of the series. AND THEY DONT EVEN LET HIM TALK. Plus it is only based HIGHLY LOOSELY on the first three novels, and has NO characters or plot from the other ones. however, its a "watch it first, read the series, THEN re-watch it with pillows nearby so you can throw them at the screen" kinda thing.
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